Armed with keyboard and mouse
I never want to leave the house
World of warcraft is all I do
I will destroy every noob
(Pvp ftw)

Social skills ill never learn
Responsibility ill never earn
Live with mom, she'll pay the bills
So I can have electronic thrills

Hanging out inside of shatt
Spend my time on in-game chat
I met my girlfriend in the game
But I don't know her real name
(I love you midnite_star)

My achievements are all clear
Click to see my epic gear
Without the net it would be daft
It'd be the end of the world...
...Of warcraft